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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Pushing procrastination to the limit with this presentation tomorrow

ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!

  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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therealpsl:

IIIIIIII FEEEEEEEEEEL GLOOOOOOOORIOUS. 

therealpsl:

IIIIIIII FEEEEEEEEEEL GLOOOOOOOORIOUS. 

(Source: lilopelekai)

decepticon-in-disguise:


How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

decepticon-in-disguise:

How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

cherryblossombarrage:

brachiosaurs:

improbablenormality:

caraknightley:

puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

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TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

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I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

#the bruce banner of the sea

(Source: goatpolice)

inky-feathers:

(by andrajos)

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

(Source: speedlimit15)

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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iamawinrar:

sluttybang:

British television at its finest

lol

(Source: gerardwhy)